Timey Wimey Bullshit.

Your name is DANA LEAH STRIDER.

You are SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD and live in HOUSTON, TEXAS. Despite being a girl, you have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR, and are not afraid to DROP ILL BEATS. That is, in your SPARE TIME, of course. You've been residing to AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY. You also are UNABLE TO SPEAK, a result of a RECENT SURGERY you had. You are waiting to move in with your new SISTER.
November 6
turntablelullabies: ghostlytherapist: fuckyeahvodka: fuckyeahparty: givemeback: thelovelybones: Skittles Vodka (with instructions) 1. Separate your skittles into colours2. Mix 60 skittles and approx. 180mL vodka in empty water bottles3. Shake the bottles well and leave them overnight.4. Lots of white residue will be left, filter this out using a coffee filter or similar. Depending how viscous it is you may have to repeat this step.5. Chill (in freezer) and serve. via I’m making this next party that comes up. (via peetypassion) oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. sis. get over to my apartment. we are having a rainbow party.

turntablelullabies:

ghostlytherapist:

fuckyeahvodka:

fuckyeahparty:

givemeback:

thelovelybones:

Skittles Vodka (with instructions)

1. Separate your skittles into colours
2. Mix 60 skittles and approx. 180mL vodka in empty water bottles
3. Shake the bottles well and leave them overnight.
4. Lots of white residue will be left, filter this out using a coffee filter or similar. Depending how viscous it is you may have to repeat this step.
5. Chill (in freezer) and serve.

via

I’m making this next party that comes up.

(via peetypassion)

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

sis.

get over to my apartment.

we are having a rainbow party.